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Stoney Brook: or the Unauthorized, Unhinged, and Unfiltered Reunion of Our Favorite Babysitters, Who Are Now Forty-Something, Never Recovered from the ’90s, and Might Burn the Neighborhood Down

Feb 7 - Mar 7, 2026

The girls are all grown up. The friendships? Complicated. The snacks? Still hidden in Claud’s bedroom.

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Feb 7 - Mar 7, 2026

Feb 7 - Mar 7, 2026 in the Studio Theatre


Evenings at 7:30pm: Feb 7, 13, 14, 20, 21, 27, 28, Mar 6, 7

Matinees at 2:00pm: Feb 8, 15, 22, Mar 1


Special Performances & Events:

  • Opening Night & Reception: Sat Feb 7

  • Post-Performance Discussion: Sun Feb 15, following the matinee


Please plan on arriving at least 15 minutes before the performance starts. There will be no late seating after the commencement of the performance to ensure the safety of our performers and patrons.

Tickets

$40 - General Admission

$25 - Student

$30 - For groups of 10 or more! Use code SBGROUP at checkout


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About

The girls are all grown up. The friendships? Complicated. The snacks? Still hidden in Claud’s bedroom.


The most iconic babysitting crew of the '90s is reuniting, but this isn’t the cozy catch-up they might have hoped for. One of their own has died, and now old friendships, buried secrets, and suburban traumas are crashing to the surface—fast.


Part throwback, part emotional rollercoaster, Stoney Brook is a no-holds-barred parody of THOSE books and a comedy about growing up, growing apart, and what happens when the kids who held it all together… fall apart. Expect big laughs, big feelings, and maybe even some snacks. Hilarious. Heartfelt. And just a little unhinged. A world premiere from Open Stage you won’t want to miss.


They’re not babysitting anymore. But someone still has to clean up the mess.

Program

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2h with one intermission

Runtime

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Content Advisory

Parents Strongly Cautioned

This show contains some material that many parents would find unsuitable for children under 16.

See specific content warnings below.

This show contains the following:

intensely suggestive dialogue

strong coarse language

Sponsors

Supporters

We want to show our appreciation to our top members of The Inner Circle:

Miles Babin, Dean and Wendy Badorf, Joanne and Troy Bakel, William and Sharia Benn, Barbara Cartwright, Michael Chapaloney, Jeff and Caitlin Copus, Carole DeSoto, Matt and Desiree DeSoto, The Freeman Family, William & Melissa Gallagher, Peggy Grove, Molly Haragan, Mary Lou and Raymond Harris, Nicholas Hughes, Robert and Joyce Kantor, Beryl Kuhr and Patrick Bair, Wayne and Gloria Landon, Bill and Beverlee Lehr, Karen and Ken Lehman, Daniel MacGregor and Stuart Landon, Emily W. Matlin, DO, Tina Monroe, Howard Pollman and David Forney, Charles Romigh and Donald Vaughan, Karen Ruch, Brad and Colleen Sanders, Joseph Schalk and Kathleen Mullen, Kristin Scofield, Mary Simmonds MD, Ellen Stockstill, Stonebridge Financial Group, John and Abby Tierney, Jonathan Vipond III and Tim E. Bunner, Jeff and Deb Wasileski, Tonja Sue Weddle, Cynthia Wells

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